Old godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
and hut godzillia with a bat grenade
godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didnt expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu
when aaron carter came out of the blue
and started beating up Shaquille o neal
then they both got flattened by the batmobile
but before it could make it back to the bat cave
abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an ak-47 out from under his hat
blew batman away with a ratatat tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because optimus prime came to save the day
this is the ultimate showdown…of ultimate destiny
good guys bad guys and explosions…as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny
godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime
like scruffmcgruff took a bite out of crime
then shaq came back covered in a tyre track
when jackie chan jumped out and landed on his back
and batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when abraham lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
indiana jones took him out with his whip
then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind
then he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
because batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and jackie chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while abraham lincoln tried to pole vault
onto optimus prime
then they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a care bare stare
this is the ultimate showdown…of ultimate destiny
good guys bad guys and explosions…as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown
angels sang out
in immaculate chorus
down from the heavans
decended chuck norris
who delivered a kick
which could shatter bones
into the crotch
of indiana jones
who fell over on the ground
writhing in pain
as batman changed back
into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through
his clever disguise
and he crushed batman's head
in between his thighs
then gandalf the grey
and gandalf the white
and monty python and the holy grails black knight
andbenito mussolini
and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie
robocop, terminator, captain kirk and darth vader
lo pan
superman
every single power ranger
bill.s preston and theodore logan
spock
the rock
doc ock
and hulk hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast and
