In my English class, I sit in such a way so that if I look straight forward, I am making eye contact with the whiteboard where my teacher writes the date. I sat there for fifty minutes, staring at that board where she had written "MAR10," wondering why the date was in all caps and there was no space between the month and the date. Realization hit in Bible class (my last class of the day), why my table partner said "It's Mario day" to the teacher. I looked at my watch - Mar 10 - and realized my SHEER AND UTTER IDIOCY.