Oi! G'day FU€|{W!T. Today I'll be explainin' why it's the perfect time to go have a sausage sizzle on the bahbie at the beach on this sunny 41°C day with no sunscreen and all the dudes and chicks! Remembah to bring the dog and surf-board along, can't forget ya fishin' gear mate! We're gonna go tackle the sharks. Be there early so you can waste ya'self with the beers. Now into the reasons you shou-.....