technically, I still am able to recieve service

Full outfit below:
Shirt: Crop top cut so that it's just a 1.5-inch hoop of fabric. If you're REALLY fat and want to show extra cleavage, then we can further modify it so that there's a 4-inch wide gaping hole in the front. For extra modesty, we recommend those little star things for your nipples. Especially if you're fat.
Pants: Not required, but we recommend a section of rubber fire hose to wrap around your crotch so it can be emphasized. Especially if you're fat. Or hairy. Or both. Let 3-year old children see your gelatinous private parts droop over your equally gelatinous legs.
Shoes: Those REALLY tall boots, unzipped all the way down the side so we can so more of your flesh. Especially if you're fat.
Hat: Completely optional, but one of those hideous French gay hats should round out the outfit. Hehe. Round.

It doesn't say no pants!

That's the joke, you didn't have to say it

Or underwear!!

Who are you, Bianca Censori?

No, it was just a joke. I don't even know who that is

Kanye West's new gf/wife, who was kicked out of the Granmys the other day for appearing in a completely see-through dress so she was basically naked.

Well that is illegal so...

Hey, he said "BARE minimum"

So you can have a bear?

What does a bear have to do with anything?

It was just a joke, don't get your panties in a knot

What panties

LMFAO

Bare and bear are spoken the same way.

me walking away after giving a blind kid a grenade and telling him its a bayblade