I bet you haven't showered in months and that's why I can smell you all the way out here. Whenever you get out of your rotten hazbin hotel goon cave you get caught in your own stench. You hang out in your own haze, usually with a constant flow of vomit trailing down your chin. I know it’s a problem and I know you're embarrassed but that doesn't stop me from exposing you because i can see through your webcams. I am not a social reject. I just showered this morning and I went to the bathroom an hour ago. I bet you haven't gotten out of your yellow, stained, moldy bedsheets because you haven't got out of the covers in several years. Oh boo hoo. Your mother has to come feed you but you can't even eat solid foods because whats left of your teeth is exposed gums and soft, rotting cartilage. You have to eat lukewarm soup, but it probably has writhing maggots in it because of the massive, expired soup collection because since childhood you knew you would turn out this way.
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