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Sweet-T is a Mexican crime boss associated with numerous high profile cartel leaders and Mexican government officials.

Early Life

Sweet-T was born to the leader of "Cuchillas de muerte" mafia and it is not know which of his many wives is Sweet-T's mother. Sweet-T had been nurtured with milk sprinkled with cocaine as an infant, which is the cause of his addiction later in life. Sweet-T went to a school teaching him how to run a cartel. When he was 5 years old he killed his first person, they were an enemy of his fathers mafia and his father taught Sweet-T how to pull the trigger and end their life. At age 10 his father took him out of school and had him deliver messages to clients due to his innocent look. When he was 14 and didn't look so innocent anymore his father had him start delivering the drugs and dealing with people who didn't pay. On his 18th birthday his father let him take charge of the mafia and Sweet-T performed the sacrificial ritual to kill the former leader of the mafia, after his father was dead he cut off his face and wore it as a mask for a day. When the ritual was complete Sweet-T started gathering a small army and took over Monterrey.

The Mexico City Massacre

After he took over Monterrey he decided he wanted to rule Mexico, he did not accomplish that but he accomplished something similar. He expanded his army and bought advanced weapons and war machines from Iraq. He then stormed Mexico City and massacred 78% of the population, after that feat he held the city at ransom for 1 billion dollars and the Mexican government paid.

Current Life

After the Mexico City Massacre he moved to China and formed alliances with their government. They then failed to take over India and Sweet-T was captured by American troops who had been near. He was then sentenced to 10 life sentences along with 108 years. He was moved to a maximum security prison on the moon and was under 24/7 surveillance. He attempted to escape numerous times and almost did 1 time but the oxygen tank on a space suit he stole broke when he barged out of the prison and he had to go back so he would not die. He now still currently is in the prison and rumors have spread about his mafia breaking him out.
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