Friend 1: Let's play catch with a rock!
Friend 2: sure
Friend 3: sure
A couple minutes later
Friend 3: whoops I missed Friend 1
Friend 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Friend 2: CALL 911
Friend 3: I GOT U BUDDY
Friend 1: *frozen solid* anyone have a lighter
Friend 2: seriously Friend 3 you almost killed our bff
Friend 3: actually I think I did
Friend 1: I'm oka-
Friend 2: WE NEED A AMBULANCE
Friend 3: calm down
Friend 1: I'm okay
Friend 2: oh
The next day
Friend 2: Let's play catch with a ro-
Friend 1: NOT AGAIN
Friend 3: *in jail* help
Friend 2: fine we won't play catch with a rock
Friend 1: YES
Friend 2: but what about a tree
Friend 1: how are we gonna throw a tree
Friend 2: TO YOU, FRIEND 1!
Friend 1: *squished* this weekend is the worst weekend ever
Friend 2: ...
The next day
Friend 1: what am I supposed to do
Friend 2: *also in jail* help
Friend 1: *also hospitalized*
