hey, you can identify as anything nowadays, and you are what you are

Bro found a legal loophole for canibalism

I identify as a traffic cone. Do not run me over with your car for absolutely no reason

I identify as a identity

I identify as a loaf of bread. Don’t teleport me

I identify as Diddy

kong

I identify as a lemon

Wait...In all pvz's there r no lemons... does that mean life never gave us lemons?

(I identify as an attack helicopter copypasta here)

THIS GOT FRONT PAGE GUYS

I identify as a Wooper

I identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are He/He

that one black kid URRRRRRRRM WHAT THE F***

"You are what you eat"

omg transphobic hyperbole. so cool. go kiss an electrical socket ^^

how is this transphobic

It's an "I identify as an attack helicopter" adjacent joke, and thus a dog whistle. Also, in the title it says "you can identify as anything you want nowadays", which first of all, implies that being trans is a choice, and secondly, implies a slippery slope fallacy from "accepting transgender people" to "accepting transpecies people"

chill I'm 13 not 23

idk how being trans even works and I don't care

It's basically a kind of brain intersex. The brain develops at a different stage in pregnancy than the rest of the body, and hormonal fluctuations can cause a female brain to be born in a male body or vice versa. Like there are brain differences, mostly related with the social aspects of seeing yourself more reflected on people you share a gender with and (for some reason) reactions to smells. The first one causes both gender dysphoria and euphoria, feeling bad when you're different from your similars and good when you're similar.

mate I ain't reading that I didn't ask

if you have the time, I'd be pretty grateful if you did, it's a pretty basic explanation, but it's pretty useful to kke in mind when talking to us tr*nnies

I have the time I just don't want to

Ik, all I'm saying is

Like it's useful knowledge to know how to treat with a group that's about twice as big as the population of portugal (Us tr*nnies should invade portugal)

K. Anyways, have a nice day ig.

Oh. Ok. Yeah, Just fyi, those jokes tend to attract a big audience of nazis, that repeat it as a kind of password. Most of them will assume you're one of them if you use it.

They do. Very much so. You gotta be pretty careful. Like pepe the frog is used by 4chan neonazis, a lot, but it's also a symbol for anti authoritarianism in china. it's pretty difficult to avoid them.

the way the internet works is the stupidest possible thing humans have ever accomplished

It is also the greatest, somewhat-ironically

yeah, agreed.

what happened to the simple times of the early 2010s? :(

brother, if you were there, that'd mean you got internet access at 4 at the latest. And as someone who was there (abt 2015) I can assure you, I prefer secret nazis to searching beedrill bc my autistic ass was obsessed with it and getting a pic of ash dying of an anaphilactic shock.

Man shut yo ass up and take yo meds no one is talking bout nazi in here

Since when being trans is obligatory for you to point out what he said?

Imagine being mad for something that wasn't even meant for you

you are obviously r from ohio beta, only real sigmas understand this post and only da boyz r allowed to comment. just keeping this post sigma. go check out the Instagram reelz comments if this offended u liberals. so u r obviously being dank lil bro, stop switching sides tranny

I genuinely can't discern wether you're doing satire.

I identify as a pikmin from Pikmin 4