Is it chinese or arabic?

Just happened to me today, I had to grade this kid's work for my Spanish class, and bro had the worst handwriting I have ever seen. AND THEN HE TRIED TO JUST SAY WHAT WORDS WERE ON THE KEY WHEN I ASKED WHAT IT SAID WHEN IT VERY CLEARLY WASN'T THAT.

You’re a Spanish teacher?

Oh. STUDENT OR TEACHER OR DUOLINGO???

Duolingo

oh

Nope, 8th grader, we had to grade each others papers

I'm in 9th grade

Or was your class swapping worksheets?

had a friend speaking Manaribigermanswedisspanish-ese

What you mean is:
“A combination of Mandarin Chinese, English, Swedish, Spanish, Arabic, and Kurdish.”

yep! you missed german tho.

Fr I couldn't see what those words were

bros handwriting:
⏃⊬⊬⊬ ⌰⋔⏃⍜
(translation: Ayyy Lmao)
Basically alien.

That’s Greek, dummy

that's not Greek, in greek it would be αυυ λαμιο

my friend's handwriting is so good he could become a doctor 😭💯

false it's ancient runes

ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛊᛚᚨᛏᛖ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᚱ ᛁᛗ ᛊᛟ ᚲᛟᛟᛚ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚨᚹᛖᛊᛟᛗᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚲᛟᛟᛚ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛚᛖᚷᛁᛏ

mr burns eating a fentanyl chip

no its gibberish

same thing

I am that one person, you could put a gun to my head and I still would struggle writing out a legible sentence

I can read Arabic (kind of) give me Han writing

I’m actually Arabic and I also speak English and French. Maybe I can translate? (I’m also fluent in Gen Alpha)

1. Translate what?
2. Look at my username (I’m also Arabic)
3. Gen alpha is a language?

1. I see. I didn’t pay attention to your username
2. Specifically the slang side.
3. Me translating what they say.

Ok, translate

What’s the text?

ℍ⍲⍑⅁⍴⍑ ⎎ℍ⍲☈ℇ ℍ⍲ ⍦⌾⌰ ⎎⍲⟟⟄: ⏙☈⟟⍑ℇ ⍲⌦⌾⌰⍑ ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍲☊⟄ ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍧ℍ⍲⍑⅁⍴⍑ ⎎⍲⟟⟄: ⍧ℍ⍲⍑⅁⍴⍑ ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍲☊⟄ ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⍑ℍℇ ⍑⏙⌾ ⍓⍲⟟☊ ⍑⍦⍴ℇ⎎ ⌾🜅 ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍑ℍ⍲⍑ ⍓⍲⏧ℇ ⌰⍴ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊⟟⎎⍓⎎. ⍑ℍℇ⍦ ⟄⟟🜅🜅ℇ☈ ⎎⟟⅁☊⟟🜅⟟⍧⍲☊⍑⎾⍦ ⟟☊ ⍑ℍℇ⟟☈ ⎎⍑☈⌰⍧⍑⌰☈ℇ ⍲☊⟄ ⍧⌾⍓⍴⎾ℇ🝍⟟⍑⍦. ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎: ⟄ℇ🜅⟟☊⟟⍑⟟⌾☊: ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⎎⟟⍓⍴⎾ℇ, ⎎⟟☊⅁⎾ℇ-⍧ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊⟟⎎⍓⎎ ⍑ℍ⍲⍑ ⎾⍲⍧⏧ ⍲ ⍑☈⌰ℇ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ-⌦⌾⌰☊⟄ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⎎. ℇ🝍⍲⍓⍴⎾ℇ⎎: ⌦⍲⍧⍑ℇ☈⟟⍲ ⍲☊⟄ ⍲☈⍧ℍ⍲ℇ⍲ ⍲☈ℇ ⍑ℍℇ ⍴☈⟟⍓⍲☈⍦ ⍑⍦⍴ℇ⎎ ⌾🜅 ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎. ⎎⟟☡ℇ: ⍑ℍℇ⍦ ⍲☈ℇ ⍑⍦⍴⟟⍧⍲⎾⎾⍦ ⎎⍓⍲⎾⎾ℇ☈, ⌰⎎⌰⍲⎾⎾⍦ ⍲☈⌾⌰☊⟄ 𝟘.𝟙 ⍑⌾ 𝟝.𝟘 ⍓⟟⍧☈⌾⍓ℇ⍑ℇ☈⎎ ⟟☊ ⟄⟟⍲⍓ℇ⍑ℇ☈. ⎎⍑☈⌰⍧⍑⌰☈ℇ: ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌾⟟⟄: ⍑ℍℇ ⅁ℇ☊ℇ⍑⟟⍧ ⍓⍲⍑ℇ☈⟟⍲⎾ (⟄☊⍲) ⟟⎎ ⎾⌾⍧⍲⍑ℇ⟄ ⟟☊ ⍲ ☈ℇ⅁⟟⌾☊ ⍧⍲⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ⍑ℍℇ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌾⟟⟄, ⏙ℍ⟟⍧ℍ ⟟⎎ ☊⌾⍑ ℇ☊⍧⎾⌾⎎ℇ⟄ ⌦⍦ ⍲ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ. ⍴⎾⍲⎎⍓⍲ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ ⍲☊⟄ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾ ⏙⍲⎾⎾: ⍑ℍℇ⍦ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⍲ ⍴⎾⍲⎎⍓⍲ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ ⎎⌰☈☈⌾⌰☊⟄ℇ⟄ ⌦⍦ ⍲ ☈⟟⅁⟟⟄ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾ ⏙⍲⎾⎾, ⍴☈⌾⍻⟟⟄⟟☊⅁ ⎎⍑☈⌰⍧⍑⌰☈ℇ ⍲☊⟄ ⍴☈⌾⍑ℇ⍧⍑⟟⌾☊. ☈⟟⌦⌾⎎⌾⍓ℇ⎎: ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⎎⍓⍲⎾⎾ℇ☈ ☈⟟⌦⌾⎎⌾⍓ℇ⎎ (𝟟𝟘⎎) 🜅⌾☈ ⍴☈⌾⍑ℇ⟟☊ ⎎⍦☊⍑ℍℇ⎎⟟⎎. 🜅⎾⍲⅁ℇ⎾⎾⍲ ⌾☈ ⍴⟟⎾⟟: ⎎⌾⍓ℇ ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⍲⍴⍴ℇ☊⟄⍲⅁ℇ⎎ ⎾⟟⏧ℇ 🜅⎾⍲⅁ℇ⎾⎾⍲ 🜅⌾☈ ⍓⌾⍻ℇ⍓ℇ☊⍑ ⌾☈ ⍴⟟⎾⟟ 🜅⌾☈ ⍲⍑⍑⍲⍧ℍ⍓ℇ☊⍑ ⍑⌾ ⎎⌰☈🜅⍲⍧ℇ⎎. ☈ℇ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧⍑⟟⌾☊: ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ☈ℇ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧ℇ ⍲⎎ℇ🝍⌰⍲⎾⎾⍦ ⍑ℍ☈⌾⌰⅁ℍ ⌦⟟☊⍲☈⍦ 🜅⟟⎎⎎⟟⌾☊, ⏙ℍℇ☈ℇ ⍑ℍℇ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾ ⟄⟟⍻⟟⟄ℇ⎎ ⟟☊⍑⌾ ⍑⏙⌾ ⅁ℇ☊ℇ⍑⟟⍧⍲⎾⎾⍦ ⟟⟄ℇ☊⍑⟟⍧⍲⎾ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎. ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎: ⟄ℇ🜅⟟☊⟟⍑⟟⌾☊: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⍓⌾☈ℇ ⍧⌾⍓⍴⎾ℇ🝍, 🜅⌾⌰☊⟄ ⟟☊ ⌦⌾⍑ℍ ⎎⟟☊⅁⎾ℇ-⍧ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⟄ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓⌰⎾⍑⟟⍧ℇ⎾⎾⌰⎾⍲☈ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊⟟⎎⍓⎎, ⍲☊⟄ ⍧⌾☊⍑⍲⟟☊ ⍲ ⍑☈⌰ℇ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎ ⍲☊⟄ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ-⌦⌾⌰☊⟄ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⎎. ℇ🝍⍲⍓⍴⎾ℇ⎎: ⍴⎾⍲☊⍑⎎, ⍲☊⟟⍓⍲⎾⎎, 🜅⌰☊⅁⟟, ⍲☊⟄ ⍴☈⌾⍑⟟⎎⍑⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⍧⌾⍓⍴⌾⎎ℇ⟄ ⌾🜅 ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎. ⎎⟟☡ℇ: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍲☈ℇ ⅁ℇ☊ℇ☈⍲⎾⎾⍦ ⎾⍲☈⅁ℇ☈, ☈⍲☊⅁⟟☊⅁ 🜅☈⌾⍓ 𝟙𝟘 ⍑⌾ 𝟙𝟘𝟘 ⍓⟟⍧☈⌾⍓ℇ⍑ℇ☈⎎ ⟟☊ ⟄⟟⍲⍓ℇ⍑ℇ☈. ⎎⍑☈⌰⍧⍑⌰☈ℇ: ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⍲ ⏙ℇ⎾⎾-⟄ℇ🜅⟟☊ℇ⟄ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎ ℇ☊⍧⎾⌾⎎ℇ⟄ ⌦⍦ ⍲ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⍲☈ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ, ⏙ℍℇ☈ℇ ⍑ℍℇ ⟄☊⍲ ⟟⎎ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊⟟☡ℇ⟄ ⟟☊⍑⌾ ⍧ℍ☈⌾⍓⌾⎎⌾⍓ℇ⎎. ⌾☈⅁⍲☊ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⎎: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⎎⍴ℇ⍧⟟⍲⎾⟟☡ℇ⟄ ⎎⍑☈⌰⍧⍑⌰☈ℇ⎎, ⎎⌰⍧ℍ ⍲⎎ ⍓⟟⍑⌾⍧ℍ⌾☊⟄☈⟟⍲ (🜅⌾☈ ℇ☊ℇ☈⅁⍦ ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧⍑⟟⌾☊), ℇ☊⟄⌾⍴⎾⍲⎎⍓⟟⍧ ☈ℇ⍑⟟⍧⌰⎾⌰⍓ (🜅⌾☈ ⍴☈⌾⍑ℇ⟟☊ ⍲☊⟄ ⎾⟟⍴⟟⟄ ⎎⍦☊⍑ℍℇ⎎⟟⎎), ⅁⌾⎾⅁⟟ ⍲⍴⍴⍲☈⍲⍑⌰⎎ (🜅⌾☈ ⍴☈⌾⍑ℇ⟟☊ ⍓⌾⟄⟟🜅⟟⍧⍲⍑⟟⌾☊ ⍲☊⟄ ⍴⍲⍧⏧⍲⅁⟟☊⅁), ⍲☊⟄ ⟟☊ ⍴⎾⍲☊⍑⎎, ⍧ℍ⎾⌾☈⌾⍴⎾⍲⎎⍑⎎ (🜅⌾☈ ⍴ℍ⌾⍑⌾⎎⍦☊⍑ℍℇ⎎⟟⎎). ⍧⍦⍑⌾⎎⏧ℇ⎾ℇ⍑⌾☊: ⍑ℍℇ⍦ ⍧⌾☊⍑⍲⟟☊ ⍲ ⍧⍦⍑⌾⎎⏧ℇ⎾ℇ⍑⌾☊ ⍑ℍ⍲⍑ ℍℇ⎾⍴⎎ ⟟☊ ⍓⍲⟟☊⍑⍲⟟☊⟟☊⅁ ⍑ℍℇ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾’⎎ ⎎ℍ⍲⍴ℇ, ⍴☈⌾⍻⟟⟄⟟☊⅁ ⍓ℇ⍧ℍ⍲☊⟟⍧⍲⎾ ⎎⌰⍴⍴⌾☈⍑, ⍲☊⟄ ⍲⟟⟄⟟☊⅁ ⟟☊ ⟟☊⍑☈⍲⍧ℇ⎾⎾⌰⎾⍲☈ ⍑☈⍲☊⎎⍴⌾☈⍑. ☈⟟⌦⌾⎎⌾⍓ℇ⎎: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⎾⍲☈⅁ℇ☈ ☈⟟⌦⌾⎎⌾⍓ℇ⎎ (𝟠𝟘⎎) ⍑ℍ⍲☊ ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎. ☈ℇ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧⍑⟟⌾☊: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ☈ℇ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧ℇ ⌦⍦ ⍓⟟⍑⌾⎎⟟⎎ (🜅⌾☈ ⅁☈⌾⏙⍑ℍ ⍲☊⟄ ☈ℇ⍴⍲⟟☈) ⌾☈ ⍓ℇ⟟⌾⎎⟟⎎ (🜅⌾☈ ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧⟟☊⅁ ⅁⍲⍓ℇ⍑ℇ⎎ ⟟☊ ⎎ℇ🝍⌰⍲⎾ ☈ℇ⍴☈⌾⟄⌰⍧⍑⟟⌾☊). ⏧ℇ⍦ ⟄⟟🜅🜅ℇ☈ℇ☊⍧ℇ⎎: ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎: ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ⎾⍲⍧⏧ ⍲ ⍑☈⌰ℇ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎, ⏙ℍ⟟⎾ℇ ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ℍ⍲⍻ℇ ⍲ ☊⌰⍧⎾ℇ⌰⎎ ℇ☊⍧⎾⌾⎎ℇ⟄ ⌦⍦ ⍲ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ. ⌾☈⅁⍲☊ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⎎: ℇ⌰⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑⟟⍧ ⍧ℇ⎾⎾⎎ ⍧⌾☊⍑⍲⟟☊ ⍓ℇ⍓⌦☈⍲☊ℇ-⌦⌾⌰☊⟄ ⌾☈⅁⍲☊ℇ⎾⎾ℇ⎎, ⏙ℍ⟟⎾ℇ ⍴☈⌾⏧⍲☈⍦⌾⍑ℇ⎎ ⟄⌾ ☊⌾⍑. ⎎⟟☡ℇ:

Ok…..that’s really hard.

I found a translator and it says:
Prokaryotic and eukaryotic cells are the two main types of cells that make up organisms. They differ significantly in their structure and complexity.

Prokaryotic Cells:
Definition: Prokaryotic cells are simple, single-celled organisms that lack a true nucleus and membrane-bound organelles.
Examples: Bacteria and Archaea are the primary types of prokaryotes.
Size: They are typically smaller, usually around 0.1 to 5.0 micrometers in diameter.
Structure:
Nucleoid: The genetic material (DNA) is located in a region called the nucleoid, which is not enclosed by a membrane.
Plasma Membrane and Cell Wall: They have a plasma membrane surrounded by a rigid cell wall, providing structure and protection.
Ribosomes: Prokaryotes have smaller ribosomes (70S) for protein synthesis.
Flagella or Pili: Some prokaryotes have appendages like flagella for movement or pili for attachment to surfaces.
Reproduction: Prokaryotes reproduce asexually through binary fission, where the cell divides into two genetically identical cells.
Eukaryotic Cells:
Definition: Eukaryotic cells are more complex, found in both single-celled and multicellular organisms, and contain a true nucleus and membrane-bound organelles.
Examples: Plants, animals, fungi, and protists are composed of eukaryotic cells.
Size: Eukaryotic cells are generally larger, ranging from 10 to 100 micrometers in diameter.
Structure:
Nucleus: Eukaryotic cells have a well-defined nucleus enclosed by a nuclear membrane, where the DNA is organized into chromosomes.
Organelles: Eukaryotic cells have specialized structures, such as mitochondria (for energy production), endoplasmic reticulum (for protein and lipid synthesis), Golgi apparatus (for protein modification and packaging), and in plants, chloroplasts (for photosynthesis).
Cytoskeleton: They contain a cytoskeleton that helps in maintaining the cell’s shape, providing mechanical support, and aiding in intracellular transport.
Ribosomes: Eukaryotes have larger ribosomes (80S) than prokaryotes.
Reproduction: Eukaryotic cells reproduce by mitosis (for growth and repair) or meiosis (for producing gametes in sexual reproduction).
Key Differences:
Nucleus: Prokaryotes lack a true nucleus, while eukaryotes have a nucleus enclosed by a membrane.
Organelles: Eukaryotic cells contain membrane-bound organelles, while prokaryotes do not.
Size: Eukaryotic cells are generally larger than prokaryotic cells.
Reproduction: Prokaryotes reproduce by binary

Did you just give a whole lecture on biology?

I just found a random text and wondered what it means

Oh. Ok.
Gotta run See you later?

Maybe you see me later

Prolly runes or smthn

Ikr

At least you know what to expect. Runes are HARD.

Lemme find a runes translator

Ok

ᛏᚱᚨᚾᛊᛚᚨᛏᛖ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛖᚱ ᛁᛗ ᛊᛟ ᚲᛟᛟᛚ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚨᚹᛖᛊᛟᛗᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚲᛟᛟᛚ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛚᛖᚷᛁᛏ

?????
How am i supposed to understand?

just be built diffrent

Fr

forget arabic or chinese, my guy writes in fluent latin, ancient greek, old english, middle english and heiroplyphs all at once

That one doctor:

paracetamol

So true