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Human Scratching Post

1,248 views 5 upvotes Made by iloveleonid 3 months ago in cats
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YOU LIKE SCRATCHING YOUR HUMANS LEGS DONT YOU? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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This one's my cat and not just a random one I found in search so I know for a fact that yes he does that. He tries to get me to pick him up and carry him around while he hangs over my shoulder similar to when you're going to burp a baby. He also likes to try to perch on my shoulder like a bird, use me as a stretching post and a window seat. none of that, aside from the scratching post, would be so bad if he wasn't a muscular 16 lb hulk cat. He's a Bombay breed which were bred to be identical to black panthers but just smaller and they're known for being "velcro cats" clinging to someone, following them everywhere & basically stalking you. Difference between a Bombay & average black cat is most black cats will have pink noses or paw pads and lips but Bombays are all black & patent leather shine to their fur. They bred a standard black cat with a Burmese to get these traits. They even sway their asses like panthers when they walk. He got separated from his mother too young too which makes him an even more creepy stalker and an idiot when understanding other cat's cues. He interprets a hiss as "jump on me." I have to whisper to the other cats because if he hears me he'll come into the room and give me the stare of betrayal.
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This is a good example of the look I get. Made this meme several days ago.
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Oh, so that's your cat is this one yours as well? (The cat below) Cause if it is your cats smart, my cats kinda stupid. I am assuming it hurts for a cat to scratch you? Is it a female or male. its very cute!
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If this is your cat how did you get it to do that?
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Yes that's him and I took a live shot with my iphone and he happened to look down so I decided to loop it and use it. He's actually a bit of a nimrod 🤣
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His name's Cole. Yeah it does and my thigh is scarred up but he had just stretched his legs up to do that so no damage done in the short time in snapping the picture.
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Also one question who is leonid cause ur name is iloveleonid?
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Well he died in 2014 but he was a giant from Ukraine that was 8 ft 5 in and a precious person. A website, that went off the web, was trying a get rich scam by suggesting you can tell height differentials by pictures which is just ridiculous. Leonid's dad was a controlling abusive ghoul who had him convinced his gigantism was a punishment from God for some unknown sin so he didn't want to be put in Guinness book of records because he felt it would be as if he were celebrating it and he didn't want anyone to know he existed. He didn't even get treatment until after that turd died and by that time he was in his 30's. First 15 years of his life it was still Soviet Union. Mother legally separated from him after Soviets fell because he was so nasty. His dad was Eastern Orthodox which is common in Ukraine but Leonid was quite evangelical. I was disgusted by the lies that place was claiming. They didn't know English, Leonid had died & they claimed he lied to get rich. I knew Igor Volvkovinskiy as well & he met Leonid twice and exposed it in one of his video posts. That site disappeared quickly in 2019 I believe. Igor died August 2021😢 Know someone who had the Polaroids to prove she knew Andre the Giant too. They have shorter lives, treated like garbage by most and yet better people than most. Went to school in WV with a 13 yr old giant named Shawn I was smitten with which was in 1993. Moved to Columbus Ohio & best friend in high school was a girl with gigantism. She was 6 ft 7 at 15. Got called Sasquatch, ogre and Bigfoot by a$$holes. I've never encountered a dwarf only midgets which is different.
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Meh just gonna uses mah hooman's leg as scratching post.