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He's A Secret Military Weapon !

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Pounce_TheTherian-
4 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Bro's the cannonball
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo
That's a big cannon ! :~)
LF7
4 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Bro sits on the enemies
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Moe envelopes them ! :~)
LF7
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
If he gets hungry he'll betray the country
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Don't make him hangry ... You wouldn't like him when his hangry !
LF7
1 up, 4mo
I don't think we'll live long enough to realize that if he gets hungry
-.Nugget.-
3 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
He puts the fat man in the manhattan project
SardineYoghurt M
1 up, 4mo
At last ... Some got the reference in the tags ! :~)
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
2 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Every good team needs a battering ram
ChristmasNethercanary6
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
no one could pick him up tho
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
He's mobile... No need to pickup the ram. Just point it lmao
ChristmasNethercanary6
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
you'll need 3 thousand kilojoules to launch him an inch
LetsGo_Elect_Brandon_JR
0 ups, 4mo
He's his own nuclear reactor. A body in motion stays in motion.
ChristmasNethercanary6
2 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
bro would break the battlefield by jumping
SardineYoghurt M
2 ups, 4mo
I doubt 'jumping' is one of his skills !
eevee1nfed0ra
2 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
if he jumps in the ocean, all countries will lose their navies
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo
Tsunami !
TheOne16
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
Twist: That isn’t fat he carrying around, it’s explosives! That’s right! He’s a martyr
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo
A rather conspicuous suicide bomber !
[deleted]
2 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Never knew caseoh got enlisted
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
And that's after basic training ! :~)
[deleted]
2 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
They basically trained him by having him fire at the customers in line at McDonald’s
SardineYoghurt M
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
He wouldn't get through the door !
[deleted]
2 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
He would if someone used this door lock
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
On reflection, he could be a self propelled battering ram ?
[deleted]
1 up, 4mo
Yeah
Mr._Ima_Blackman
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
Bro absorbs the bullets
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo
Well, he is an easy target !
Henryhollenbergforpresident
1 up, 4mo,
2 replies
Lil bro is the dynamite
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo
That's a lot of dynamite ! :~)
Cheze_Burgur
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
What do you mean lil bro
Henryhollenbergforpresident
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Big bro*
Cheze_Burgur
0 ups, 4mo
Better
Mememaster_09
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He just eats the enemies army
SardineYoghurt M
1 up, 4mo
That is his role !
Waspy_0..
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Peter griffin?
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo
Could be !
Spooky_MrFidgetSpinner
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1 reply
Blud’s a grenade
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Search 'mr creosote explodes'
Spooky_MrFidgetSpinner
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
oh hell nah I don’t even wanna know 💀
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
1 reply
Probably best
Spooky_MrFidgetSpinner
1 up, 4mo,
1 reply
Did someone die?
SardineYoghurt M
1 up, 4mo,
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It's a clip frrom Monty Pythons film ' The Meaning Of Life'
https://youtu.be/eAUYO6AY1ow
Spooky_MrFidgetSpinner
1 up, 4mo,
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Oh, Monty Python! I’ve seen a couple of their skits and a few movie clips, I like them!
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
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Mr Creosote was still alive at the end ... Sort off
Spooky_MrFidgetSpinner
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lol I’ll have to check it out
SardineYoghurt M
0 ups, 4mo,
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Not while you're eating ! :~)
Spooky_MrFidgetSpinner
1 up, 4mo
lmao ok
SilverNugget2.0
1 up, 4mo
Machine gun, but one that will really deter the enemy
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