CAUTION: May cause headaches, difficulty in breathing, heavy breathing, sweating, a terrible feeling in your gut, blue poop, red pee, a need for milk, being short, a need for water, a spicy burning sensation in your throat that worsens over time, possible spontaneous human combustion, diarrhea, possibly a growth in both pinkie toes, a new liking of swiss cheese, migraines, bone weakness, dyslexia, seizures, hallucinations, vomiting, sore throat, yellow vomit, a sudden knowledge of the forbidden world, cysts, emphysema, OCD, ADHD, schizophrenia, liver failure, urinary tract infection, PTSD, an undying hatred of children, an addiction to cats, megalomania, sadomasochism, sociopathy, psychopathy and a liking of dogs.
