turtle

Yes

That is its butt

Well this is the first meme that popped up. I guess that's my meme scrolling for the day!

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Take that potato2381. I hope the imgflip police are on their way, or that would make you a big fat liar!

i am the police

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He got the moves

*says me, imagining Mii Channel music playing*

The video is reversed

So the turtle is just cleaning itself, but it's swinging left when it swings right and right when it swings left?

Who cares? It's still cute.

I mean it's still cute as f**k who cares if it's reversed

This is way too cute I love it too much help--

I can hear dusty dubs saying "turtle wax buffs out the cracks"

LMFAOOO!!!!

Turtles can feel through their shells. So this turtle is basically getting a back stratch

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so beutiful

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a older in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hit 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butt hole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1,000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

At least part of it...

I lost brain cells reading this shit

I lost every brain cell and now I look like this retard

What the hell did i just read

What?

Also, how does this relate to the turtle? The obvious answer is "it doesn't."

W h y

the fact that y'all think i actually wrote this out is quite funny

o_o