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17,348 views 199 upvotes Made by Mc_Beluga 4 days ago in fun
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11 ups, 3d,
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Upvotes people, upvotes. | image tagged in upvotes people upvotes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 3d
Yes
6 ups, 3d,
1 reply
Well this is the first meme that popped up. I guess that's my meme scrolling for the day!
1 up, 3d,
1 reply
same
1 up, 2d,
1 reply
Same
1 up, 2d,
1 reply
Same
1 up, 2d,
1 reply
Same
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Same (no chain breakers or else you will get arrested by the imgflip police)
0 ups, 2d,
3 replies
Same
1 up, 2d,
2 replies
Take that potato2381. I hope the imgflip police are on their way, or that would make you a big fat liar!
0 ups, 15h,
2 replies
0 ups, 15h
i am the police
0 ups, 14h
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Same
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Same (Translation: I did not know this would become a chain)
0 ups, 2d
Same (translation: me either but idk, also if fun had banning rules it would be breaking chains, ban length would last about a hr)
0 ups, 2h
Same
2 ups, 2d,
1 reply
He got the moves
2 ups, 2d
*says me, imagining Mii Channel music playing*
1 up, 3d,
2 replies
The video is reversed
2 ups, 3d
So the turtle is just cleaning itself, but it's swinging left when it swings right and right when it swings left?
1 up, 3d
Who cares? It's still cute.
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1 up, 3d
This is way too cute I love it too much help--
1 up, 2d,
1 reply
I can hear dusty dubs saying "turtle wax buffs out the cracks"
0 ups, 2d
LMFAOOO!!!!
1 up, 2d
1 up, 2d
Turtles can feel through their shells. So this turtle is basically getting a back stratch
0 ups, 2d
so beutiful
1 up, 2d,
11 replies
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a older in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hit 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butt hole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1,000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
5 ups, 2d,
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0 ups, 2d,
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1 up, 2d
At least part of it...
3 ups, 2d
2 ups, 2d
1 up, 2d
I lost brain cells reading this shit
1 up, 2d
I lost every brain cell and now I look like this retard
0 ups, 2d
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
What?
0 ups, 2d
Also, how does this relate to the turtle? The obvious answer is "it doesn't."
0 ups, 2d
W h y
0 ups, 1d
the fact that y'all think i actually wrote this out is quite funny
0 ups, 2d
0 ups, 2d
o_o
0 ups, 3h
turtle brush
0 ups, 2d
Turtle is vibin
0 ups, 1d
Epik
0 ups, 23h
damn master splinter had to waste a toothbrush
"a small price to pay for salvation"
0 ups, 2d,
4 replies
Minecraft. It's a game where you can either have fun in creative mode doing really whatever the heck you want or you can play in survival mode and try to beat the game. In creative mode, you can build your own mansion, destroy villages, or even cause raids. However, in survival mode, it's basically a completely different game. You start off in the middle of nowhere. The first thing you need to do is go up to a nearby tree and break the tree with your fist. Don't do this in real life, though. Trying to get wood by breaking the tree with your fist in real life can cause you to break your hand and end up in the hospital. Once you collect the wood (in Minecraft of course), you need to craft planks and sticks with it. Once you have planks and sticks, you need to craft a pickaxe. Once you craft a pickaxe, you need to find stronger materials to keep upgrading your pickaxe. Eventually, you will get a type of pickaxe called a diamond pickaxe. Once you get a diamond pickaxe, you need to find a type of structure called a ruined portal. A ruined portal is basically just a nether portal except it is old and it has crying obsidian. Crying obsidian is basically just an ancient version of normal obsidian. A nether portal is made up of completely obsidian and no crying obsidian. In order to make a nether portal you need to place obsidian 4x5 with a big hole in the center. Next, you need to light the portal with flint and steel. Ruined portals have a chest near them. If you are lucky, in the chest you will find enough obsidian to complete the portal. If not, pour lava on top of water, mine it with a diamond pickaxe, and place it in the portal. Repeat this process until the portal is complete. Once the portal is complete, look in the chest again and if you are lucky, you will find flint and steel. If not, find some gravel and keep mining it until you get something called flint. Next, find an item called iron. Finally, place the flint and the iron anywhere in the crafting table and get the item. Light the portal and go inside it to go to the nether. Once you get into the nether, find a structure called a nether fortress. Once you get to the nether fortress, find a mob called a blaze. Kill the blaze and get something called a blaze rod. Keep killing the blazes and keep getting blaze rods until you have at least 20 of them. Next, find some gold and piglins. Give the piglins gold and in return they will give you ender pearls.
2 ups, 2d,
1 reply
1 up, 15h
gosh 2 upvotes in 1 day?!
1 up, 2d
Shhhhh I can here him!
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Oh crap, another essay-long comment.
0 ups, 2d
I could send you to a place with another essay long post...
0 ups, 2d
Repeat this process until you have enough pearls to craft at least 20 eyes of ender. Go back through the nether portal and use 8 eyes maximum to find a structure called a stronghold. Go into the stronghold and look around until you find something called an end portal. Use 12 eyes of ender to complete the portal and go inside it. Once you go in the portal, go up to the ender dragon and defeat it. Congratulations, you beat Minecraft in survival mode. Now you can go in creative mode and explore. Enjoy!
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TAKE A BREAK FROM ALL THE SCROLLING AND LOOK AT THIS TURTLE GETTING ITS SHELL CLEANED