Please dad, have mercy!

"Lemme show you how my father dealt with a loose tooth when I was your age."

*unbuttons jeans furiously*

we don't find you funny

How am I the dirty minded one? I was saying what I said because he had to take off his jeans and wash them before he pulled his son’s tooth out. WTF do you think I meant. Also, where did I ever ask for your opinion? You think you are going to change something with your worthless opinion and your reply? Am I supposed to be scared? I don’t think so. You seem like you are just mad, in which case I recommend turning off your little iPad and just rest for a little bit, maybe take a nap like the little child you are. Respectfully f**k off.

1. You know what we thought.
2. That explanation makes 0 sense in any way, shape, or from
3. You can't be calling this guy a child after typing several f**king essays for strangers on the internet underappreciating an unfunny joke and then saying "Oh I dIDn'T aSk".

Keep your opinions to yourself, you chose to input your opinions, so I simply responded in the same tone I was given. Maybe you should mind your own business dumbf**k

Bro got hostile for a total of ZERO reasons 💀

It was the same conversation.

Well it wasn’t your reply, stay on your own part of the conversation

It's joining in on a conversation where you think you have a good point. It has been happening for thousands of years, and will continue to happen even in professional circumstances like courts.

Fair

Tell me how the f**k that helps with a loose tooth, you dirty-minded madman.

How am I the dirty minded one? I was saying what I said because he had to take off his jeans and wash them before he pulled his son’s tooth out. WTF do you think I meant

You know what. And how on Earth does that explanation make sense?

Well at first I thought it was strange but I got my $5 to type that in

Damn, now I feel like a Dickhead.

Nah you’re fine I would’ve had that response to

Too*

Why would he need to wash his jeans

He spilled ketchup on them when he was eating a hamburger obviously

What does him eating a hamburger have anything to do with this meme

Idk he just had to wash his pants off before he could proceed with pulling out the tooth

Thats a bad exuse and you know it. Look, I don't think most people here care about "keeping it PG", but at least try to make the jokes connect with the meme, please?

Look I got money to say a stupid response so why should i care

My friend irl gave me five dollars

Who was paying you to say that 💀

No what? Have you read my initial comment?

yup

*yoink

It’s the opposite in my house

same bro

Or scabs; I know it's not good for me, but it's fun XD

omg that's so real

Yes.

XDD

Edp445 lore

bro what the f**k

Yeah, the sub counts were comin’ right off after he got exposed.

Let me see the tooth son, I promise I WONT PLUCK IT out.

mine was, lets see if my hand feel pain after punching it