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Stfu someone is dying you should actually stick your dick in a wasp nest

Wait you actually think a brown recluse bite is enough to kill someone

yes it actually is enough espeshually kuz I'm a CHILD WITHOUT A STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM

i could definitley die

Actually (unless you have some sort of ailment) you would be better off than an adult
If you're a teen (which you should be if you use this site) then you should be very healthy and definitely be able to survive a recluse bite

You don’t know what a brown recluse bite does, do you

PAINFUL ERECTIONS?????

makes you rash alot, but mi getting used to it kuz all the mosqitoes

Brown recluse venom is a hemotoxin, meaning it affects blood. The absolute worst that could happen is nausea, muscle pain, and a re-opening wound around the bite mark.

additionally
it will only kill you if you're like
a really old person
vitamin deficiencies don't change this issue

Even then it’s not the toxin that kills you.

If it was a neurotoxin that affects nerves, that would be bad. Australian funnelweb spiders have that venom and it causes organ failure.

you mean to tell me there are spiders I. Australia that inject with the sama ailment that GLadOs gasses you with

Sure.

Other neurotoxic venom from spiders like Black Widows or Brazilian wandering spiders can cause painful erections.

ngl i dont have much blood, the mosquitos eat so much It actually affects me

Oh, its a brown recluse, its still bad but not too bad

If you have been bitten in the arm or smh lie in a semi-reclined position with the bite wound below the level of the heart. This prevents the venom from spreading to other parts of the body until medical help arrives. Tie a bandage 2 to 4 inches above the bite wound to slow the spread of venom in the body.

this if for snake bites, but probably the same thing applies

i got bit in foot

Ok uh, just don't move and shit, you don't want your heart to pump faster, circulating the venom faster

thats why I'm in my bed and asking people for help

damn

D:

which spider

pretty sure its a recluce

D:

Get immediate medical attention

i did 911 is on the way

Are you ok in the meantime? Is it swelling alot?

not that much

im really nauseous though

Rubbing alcohol on bite?

did that a minute ago

Shut the f**k up

poisonous spiders are very rarely fatal
you'll probably get sick though

oh man thats a relief

best case scenario it will be a bit sore for like 2 days
some spiders higher than others though
also on your foot, you'll likely be alright
anyway can you describe the spider

small, light brown, roundabout the size of a quarter

im convinced its a reclise

k so if it is you COULD die
but I'm assuming that's for people who are medically unstable or old

again, im a child and a have a few vitamin deficiencies so its still a serious thing

Oh
you're probably going to get sick
But you won't die

ok

You'll be alright

ok good

VENOMOUS RAAHHH NOT POISONOUS

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always bugs me though

I mean I KNOW that
I never SAID it was POISONOUS
I just didn't wanna correct him