Just make sure you read it first!

BILL OF ALT ACCOUNT RIGHTS

ARTICLE I: For all purposes of this bill, an alt account is defined as an account that is owned by the same person as a user and active more or less simultaneously. If a user leaves and comes back on a different account, that does not count as an alt account.
ARTICLE II: The right of users to keep and bear alt accounts shall not be infringed, except that a user may never have more than two registered alt accounts at any one time.

ARTICLE III: All registered alt accounts have a fundamental right to exist and cannot be banned save by the banning of the accounts of the persons using them.

ARTICLE IV: Alt accounts must be registered at the IMGFLIP_DMV stream (imgflip.com/m/IMGFLIP_DMV). Unregistered suspected alt accounts are subject to deletion.

ARTICLE V: If a user is suspected to be an unregistered alt account, both sides will present their evidence at a congressional hearing. Congress will then vote on whether or not to ban the user no less than seven days after the hearing. The vote requires a 2/3 majority to ban.

ARTICLE VI: Alt accounts may vote in elections, but not for the person who created them. They may hold positions in Congress and Senate but they only count as 3/5 of a vote in these houses.

Subject to deletion?

Only two alts allowed?
What if there's more, but they've been inactive, like for months or years?

And alts can vote as well? 3/5?

This is all a bit complicated, and just keeping determining and keeping track of alts itself would be a time consuming mess. Just wouldn't work. I refer you to the imgflip currency and why that didn't work out.

Sounds like slaves
F**K IT YES