If i had a nickel for every time i wanted to smack a kid’s parents for not teaching them the most basic things… …well id have enough nickels to stuff in a sock and smack those parents with it
Mum: “Omg, Karen is that you!”
Some rando: “Oh wow -mum’s name- it’s been so long!”
Mum: “Like, yah!”
Some rando: “Omg, —Drinkwater’s real name—! You’ve grown so big!”
And then we’re in Walmart for the next four hours while I smile politely and try and steal the car keys.
