RP w\ SPAMTON

301 views • 2 upvotes • Made by number1ratedsalesman1997 2 months ago in Role_Play
26 Comments
number1ratedsalesman1997
1 up, 2mo
Spamton: I DON'T NEED A [prompt] IM A [[BIG SHOT]]
number1ratedsalesman1997
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: DO YOU HEAR ME [little canine] WHAT IS YOUR [insert username here] ?
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo
(you ain't even noticing the comment lmao, reply button exists)
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
He walks around, not noticing Sampson in the Alleyway.
number1ratedsalesman1997
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: WHAT ARE YOU ON THIS [late night] BY YOUR SELF [little puppy] !
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
"I...kinda got lost." He admits, embarrassed.
number1ratedsalesman1997
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: WELL LET ME [introduce my] SELF ! I AM SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [number1ratedsalesman1997] !
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
"...that's your name?"
number1ratedsalesman1997
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: WHY YES IT IS AND LOOK I WILL LET YOU STAY IN MY [humble abode] TO KEEP YOU [warm] AND [dry] !
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
"Uhhh...okay?" He says, now curious as he waddles in. It is at this point you notice the socks on his feet.
number1ratedsalesman1997
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: THIS WAY [doggy] HEY WHATS YOUR [name] *you follow Spamton to a brightly colored dumpster* HERE WE ARE !
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
(he's a wolf btw)

He curiously sniffs around, exploring.

"Farkas."
number1ratedsalesman1997
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: [dog], [wolf] WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE ! WELCOME TO MY [home sweet dumpster home] FARKAS
Red_Memes42
0 ups, 2mo
"Uhhh...thanks?"

He's confused out of his mind.
CrispinChicken
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
*The weirdly tall rabbit boy looks down at him*



???: ...What the hell?
number1ratedsalesman1997
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: OH HEY HEy THERE !
CrispinChicken
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
???: Who the hell even are you? Why are you blocking my path?
number1ratedsalesman1997
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: CLICK HERE FOR [awesome] PRIZES ! SPAMTON G. SPAMTONS THE NAME WHO ARE YOU ?
CrispinChicken
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???: ...Tiff.
number1ratedsalesman1997
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Spamton: WELL TIFF ARE LOST ? IF YOU ARE [not found] YOU CAN STAY WITH ME !
CrispinChicken
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Tiff: Why the hell would I stay with a stranger?
number1ratedsalesman1997
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Spamton: WELL IN THAT [case] LETS GET TO [know] EACHOTHER SHALL WE !
CrispinChicken
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Tiff: Id rather not.
number1ratedsalesman1997
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
Spamton: OH COME ON [[BIG SHOT]] TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF! ANYONE IN ROMANTIC RELATIONS WITH ?
CrispinChicken
0 ups, 2mo
Tiff: No. I mean, Noelle is cool, but I'm pretty sure she's lesbian. Catti probably not only hates me, but likes Jockington. Suzie would kill me for even thinking about dating her and Temmie...is...well...Shes Temmie all right...
number1ratedsalesman1997
0 ups, 2mo
Spamton: HEY HEy THERE! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [all alone on a late night] THERE PAL WHAT IS YOUR [identity not found] ?