BTW, My name is Jay :)

lol

Me to my friend: Did you hear that JustAPsychopathicMemer's name is Jay??
My friend: No. I learned that right after I learned his social security number.

uh oh...

Don't worry, I got rid of him a few days ago
But not before learning your SSN

Hello fellow Jay. :]

ur jay too?!

Yup
Jay_the_Artistic_Wurm was my previous username :)

I’m also Jay

Oh cool, I'm Jay too.

Well, Jayce but everyone calls me Jay

I heard this

It’s not big brains to say your first name

Why not?
Will Jay be hunted down now by assassins, or his identity stolen by someone not called Jay who now goes by Jay?

oh crap

Hi Jay, my names Gavin and I just followed you

Hey Gavin.

Hi

Hi jay I’m dad

Bit of a kicker for Jay to find that out on a meme site. Will you back date his child support?

No

Sup Jay!

Friends:Hey did you hear about Angela
Me: 😳

What's up Jay

Yeah, I've heard your name before.

Jay for you! (joke)

Yo wsg jay, I just came from crappy Reddit

Hey Jay….It was a bad idea saying your name…Jay

i don't think it's smart to reveal your real name

its ok to say your first, but not your first AND last

Why not?

well, how many joes are in the world?

JOE is ranked as the 103rd most popular given name in the United States with an estimated population of 580,202.There are 181.96 people named JOE for every 100,000 Americans. World, who knows? That's irrelevant though.

I suspect there are very few people with the only unique first and last name in a planet with 8+ billion of living people on it, never mind dead. Probably many thousands of most peoples same name combination, especially the more common first and last ones.
There's probably a variable but non-exact formulae depending on how popular the names are, e.g. here - https://stats.stackexchange.com/questions/151579/probability-match-of-first-and-last-name-in-group-of-n-persons

well if you say your name is joe, online weirdos and shit won't know what out of the 580,202 peple this joe mf is, but if you say your name is joe wacallskim them weirdos gonna dox you or something. (ik people can have the same last name but be unrelated.)

Hi im joe

hi

Hello jay

Agreed

I think that's NOT Jay.

No way that’s right

no you're wrong!

hello jay, i am very horny

Get the f**k out of here

In the UK, the slang "Bonk" is a term for having sex. That changes the whole response.