WHY

Floofy

Yes

Sorry about him, i'll get you a bath, and the strongest disinfectant I can afford

Say it! No balls!

no balls :<

No balls 😈

womp womp

*burns your balls*

>:0

EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

ok yay

-break out-

ITS INDESTUCTABLE BRO

it's GLASS

but its indestructable for some reason

u sure?

yeah

run with me

-turns into paper and goes through the lid- >:3

bro i escaped tha jar and i just freed u too

:D

sorry only he can unlock it or open it

incorrect

i tried

Never 😈

Gonna give you up

>:c

Be happi or I fill da jar with organ juice

bro must have a jar fetish
no doubt

Nope, I just started it out of the blue.

I’m seros

WHEN?

Like 2 weeks ago

doesn't mean you didn't get a fetish for it B)

I don't think giving a flareon a bath is a good idea

Their floof need it in order to get all the dirt and grim from the static it generates out.

Nah actually a bath would be good cause it cools them down, flareons are actually at risk of dying because they can't handle their own body temperature, that's why they vent off so much heat.

They probably wouldn't like it tho cause that's a lot of floof to get wet and heavy

Wait what I thought flareons were always like other fire types

Yep it actually needs to vent out heat.

"FLAREON’s fluffy fur has a functional purpose - it releases heat into the air so that its body does not get excessively hot. This POKéMON’s body temperature can rise to a maximum of 1,650 degrees F" -Ruby Sappire, Emeral, and Omega R/S Dex Entry

Floof

Real

BURGAAAAH

HWERE

That be Sporko's stand cry XD

Fr, *boops you again*

NOO I need to run.wait im still in the jar

Hahaha

AEEEEEEEE

RUN

*you go flying across the world*

Nah, I broke into a few airplanes and stole stuff

Ah, fair enough

Floof

*boops you*

-boops back-

*boops back more*

-it goes around the world lalalalala-

Oh! Welcome back!

Hi -carrying stuff from various parts of the world-

Dang, were you that close to the ground?

So let's just say if a glaceon gets near the flareon then the glaceon will melt instantly

Depends if they are actually made of ice, it was never confirmed if they actually were, so if we are going off meme logic then yes, but actual in game logic? no

I don’t, I break jars irl whenever I can

oddly specific

Waht

why do you break jars tho? 🤔

Cuz I like broken glass

fair

Ye! Is also tatsy

Do you not bleed?

Noes

WHERES THE BLOOD?

Yay

Yee

Happy

here -gives disinfectant and soap-

Sorry im still inside the jar

Well, ill leave it for you to get out hope is not too bad :c

NOO!!!

sowwy

U are in a jar now right

i shall escape us both

*puts you in a jar*

NOOOOOOOOOOO

*closes it*

I break jar on jar

But where the blood?

No where

No blood

that means you have no body fluid either >:)

*steals your balls*

HHEHEHEHEHEHE

GOD DAN-