ME WINNING THE RACE AGAINST SPERM THAT WOULD HAVE FOUND CURES FOR CANCER, ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE, ENDED POVERTY AND SPREAD DEMOCRACY AROUND THE WORLD ONLY FOR ME TO MOCK THEIR LOSS HERE IN A MEME ON A SMALL MEMESITE THAT WILL ONLY GET LIKE 3 UPVOTES AND 15 VIEWS 16 YEARS LATER