im a Roblox war criminal who kills furries online and has been charged with 200 normal crimes and have survived the apocalypse,(a Roblox game) killed the mayor of a Russian town with a knife like a British man, survived the isle, commanded an army, destroyed the furries in the Roblox game trenches even in enemy artillery fire, won ww2, and has brought justice in da hood by killing all the cringe Roblox players like slenders, ro gangsters, saved good bacon hairs, killed bad bacon hairs, and I have a military record of 1million kills. so I think I might be the right person you need for a friend who is a military guy.