"I've come to make an announcement; Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife! That's right! He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was (insert good Shadow Impression) "This Big" (normal voice) and I said "THAT'S DISGUSTING", so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com! Shadow the Hedgehog; You've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut TV then shows a walnut except WAY SMALLER, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!"
"That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong!"
"He f**ked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna F**K THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!"
"Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOONN!"
"How do you like that OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!"
"You have 23 hours before the Piss d-r-o-p-l-e-t-s hit the f**king Earth, now get outta my f**kin' sight, before I piss on you too!"
