uh oh

Oh, please. My first handgun was a Sccy. I have the strongest trigger finger in the Pacific Northwest. My meathooks outrank whatever Mr. 6'4" bodybuilder's packing, which, spoiler alert, is the one part he couldn't build.

yeah but fr if people do stero*ds then they gain muscles but lose length. it is funny because they look all buff and manly, but lose their manhood

they censored steroids 💀

ye sorry i didnt know if someone would get mad at me if i said it uncensored

Dont bring fists to a gunfight. You’ll get shot. Lol

That ain't an issue to me. I never leave home without my Jericho 941.

I personally prefer an Sig P365 x macro. It’s a bad choice on the boyfriend’s part to pick a fight with a smarter and stronger (in an armed sense) person. There is a few Brandon Herrera videos that show this happening.

lol

lol

Bruh if some mf comes up at 6'4 while im at 5'1 im gonna have a good chance of headbutting him in the balls then walk away

nah hes gonna like pick u up by ur head and youll be struggling and flailing around
like in the movies lol

You must not know how quick short guys are.

Quick at what? Lmao

At running dumbass

How about nutting dumbass. You didn’t even get the joke. 🤦

bruh i said short not small dumbass

Well SoRrY i dont understand your dumbass joke

Im not f**king dirty minded like you, go to the sex streams or some shit

you dont understand it because youve probably never talked to a woman

Sure. Go ahead and assume that.

most people that have atleast 0 braincells understand sex jokes

Thats the dumbass version of "i didnt get a childhood"

Most people with common sense know that sex jokes aint something a teenager really jokes about

i do have a childhood i just got on the internet when i was 12 so yeah

Idk why ur being an asshole, is a joke, and it’s harmless.

true
ik im not tall either (5 foot 4)

I was 4 foot 11 just before entering highschool lmao

oof

ig 5 foot 4 is average for a female so yay

Apparently the average height for men and women are lowering so soon enough i should seem normal.

lol

i looked
guess im on the tall side

Lucky

Or you can "Falcon... PUNCH!" the doofus in the ballz...

Good idea. Ill try that one next time.

The girl fr

lol

excuse me?

see dumbass gold digger ima pull the trigger straight facts, kill count gets bigger, as your blood gets slicker. i dont need you i already pull 6 figures, at the bar dribling liquor

ok

real

work smarter, not harder

Bro try me we in the hood matter fact I will use a katana and slice his -

oop