judge: "how does picking something up defy gravity? you are on the ground adding something to your weight by picking it up, gravity still affects both you and the thing you are holding because your are stopping the thing you are grabbing onto from falling by grabbing onto it and like i said before you are still standing on ground."
me: your honour, i only do downs. lie down, sit down, give me a burger i'll wolf it down, put some music on i'll bogey down
but i don't do ups, ups defy the gravity law
but your honour, i was only mining my own business, when i saw that minor, i didn't touch him
(puns intended)
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Me: " I got you wolf." *AHEMEMMMM* ACOORDING TO MY CALCUALTIONS WE ARE MADE OF ATOMS AND ATOMS DO NOT,AND CANNOT TOUCH SO TECHNICALLY YOUR HONOR HE DID NOT TOUCH TH CHILD AT ALL
JUDGE: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT PICK UP AND KIDNAP A KID? ME: NO I DID NOT BECAUSE PICKING SOMETHING UP DEFY'S GRAVITY. GRAVITY IS A LAW. I DO NOT DEFY THE LAW
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