Me: Hai
The AI: *I am utterly shocked at the fact you said that, I turn around at you in surprise and do fifty backflips in your direction*
"Hey there buddy chum amigo pal buddy chum friend I why are you here in [location name] and what is your full legal name and date of birth? Can I talk about selling you you a car or whatever I like to do? Oh nevermind I already know your name because I read it off the chat box [user]."
*I have not seen another person in over 20 years I'm shaking in place because I am so shocked and really want to sell you a car or smthn*