Me when a random couple at the restaurant my family is going to gets publicly engaged and everyone applauds (I’m the only one who knows it could end in an extremely bitter divorce in the next 5-10 years and completely wreck the man. He will lose half his money, he will likely lose custody of his kids if they have any, and she could claim child support on top of alimony, she could take the house that he paid for, and he will be broken both financially and emotionally):