Minions mind control

this mf
ok

Me too

relatable

Didn’t even research it🙄

the only question remains, what did tom blink in morse code?

sos
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That’s sos 🤓

noted
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any song on yt shorts gets played every 2 seconds

song is called 'Red Flags'. I am saying this for the sake of your future time needed.

same bro

TikTok for me bro. 😭

noooooooooo

I NEED HELP 😭

I wish I can understand this

I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in Morse code
Why are you blinking so much?
I’ve got something in my eye.
Here let me get it out!
No thank you. I don’t wanna die.
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Because your date is a freak?

Literally every short has that song

The song is okay but I've heard it way too many times.

bro, i was listening to tom card before he blew up, and that isnt even his best song lol

i found him randomly on spotify

shit had me laughing the whole way through

Demn bro read me

But:

The date started off so well 💀
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life🏳️‍🌈
She was perfect from what I could tell🗣️
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?👀
My favourite food is fish🐟
Baby, that's my favourite too🤮
I love cartoon dogs🐕
Baby, I love Scooby-Doo😫
Hey, girl, what's your favourite film?⁉️
She said, "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called…"🤓
Human Centipede, Human Centipede🔥
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight🫡
Human Centipede, not ironically🐛
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"😭
I like it for the plot😀
Tell me what the plot's about🫥
German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool!)🤯
Human Centipede, please, God, save me🙅‍♂️
I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed🔪
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"☠️
I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"🍽️
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"🧮
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code🆘
Why are you blinking so much?🙂
I've got something in my eye👁️
Here, let me get it out🩸
No, thank you, I don't wanna die😢
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me🏴‍☠️
Is this because your date is a freak?👍
(No) very good then, bon appétit👏
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag🚩
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had🗿
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses🙅
My heart's got bruises, but I'm ready to choose this love❤️‍🔥
You could be my world, the love of my life🧌
One day, we'll get married and be husband and wife💍
With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams💤
Only if the wedding is themed😓
Tell me what the theme's gonna be❓
Human Centipede, Human Centipede🔥
That way, we could save on the catering bill🔥
Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed🔥
If you are the best man, you know the deal (pucker up)🔥
I can finally open myself up to love🔥
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt🔥
Human Centipede🔥
Human Centipede🔥

(please help)

yes, you did

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