Dialogue in comments:

Me: I just want my crush to notice me
God: I've given you countless opportunities but you haven't taken them, why?
Me: I don't have the courage
God: But, I'm always with you. Do not fear, my child.
Me: Okay. I'm ready. Imma ask tomorrow
God: -sets up events so that I may be prospered-
Me: -cowers away-
God: I'VE SET EVERYTHING UP FOR YOU! TAKE YOUR SHOT.

Oh me too man, me too 😭

Do it. We believe in you.

Nice

And I think she's Catholic as well.

That's very cool

How about you?

As catholic as one can get :)

(i hope i'm not committing heresy by posting this. If i am, please notify me)

That's a cool temp 😎

thanks!

Yoo that's so cool I'm Catholic too! :)

nice

Here before diolouge

Here before, during, and after dialogue :]

woah, i got so many views!

me: "You can't put a price on my Lambo, and I'm going to hate my no-good neighbor until he pays me back for his mailbox hitting my ca—"

God: "Listen here, you disobedient child! Your neighbor has been taking on double-shifts for three months straight to pay off an unjust debt, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HATE HIM ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID NICK YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR CARELESS DRIVING?!?"

Good one!

Thank you! 🎩👌🏻