Eve: "Yo, Adam, you've got to try this fruit, it's lit."
Adam: "God told us not to eat of the tree, though."
Eve: "Yeah, but some random serpent told me some inside information about it. He said it'd give us divine power and knowle—"
Adam: "GIVE ME THAT FRUIT, I'M GOING TO TAKE A BITE!!"
Eve: "See? That wasn't so ba—"
Adam: "Oh no, WE KNOW TOO MUCH!! Why the heck did we DO that?!?"
Eve: "Uh—I don't know! Okay, okay, what do we do?"
Adam: "Hide. We must hide."
God: "Why are you kids hiding from me? Do you think I'm stupid?"
Adam: "THE LADY YOU MADE FROM MY RIB TOLD ME TO DO IT!!"
Eve: "Hold up, are you just going to throw me under the bus?"
Adam: "What in the Garden is a bus?"
God: "Enough! You BOTH listened to the serpent instead of obeying My simple command. Like, seriously, I CREATED you both, gave you the Garden of Eden, the animal kingdom, and free will. I allowed the serpent to come into this Garden as a test. You failed to obey me."
Devil: "Get owned, you noobs!"
God: "And as for YOU, who is the former bearer of light, now the bearer of darkness, YOU will suffer for all eternity for your actions."
Devil: "Wasn't I already doing that before? Also, didn't you say you allowed me in here?"
God: "I am demonstrating to the seeds of mankind the Gravity of their iniquity AND yours. And, just as I gave the angels free wills to love or hate Me, disobey or obey Me, so I gave humanity the same. I want them to cone to Me with their own hearts and souls, but never force them to do so. I love every soul into existence."
Devil: "Well, since they already screwed up, are they coming with me?"
God: "No. Unlike angels, I designed humans to think of their desires rather than having them on a single mindset. They will no longer be here in this Garden, but endure suffering as a result of their knowledge of sin. They will suffer mortality, and when they perish, they shall not enter into My Kingdom until I send my Son."
Adam: "Your...Son?"
God: "You will see, in time...now...go from this place, and NEVER return."
Devil: "How come you didn't give that to me?"
God: "You are no victim. You knew well what would happen. You may have been the most powerful, beautiful, and intelligent of all the angels, but you didn't want to use your abilities to serve me, but yourself. I no longer know you and your friends. Your stay is over."
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