one day my mom was at work and she works late since she's an artist anyways I was home with my dad and he made spaghetti and it somehow had my mom's hair in it.
I couldnt tell you how relatable this is for me. Ill be sitting down warching tv sometimes and out of nowhere i see some f**king blonde hair strands and im like wtf where the hell did that come from because 1, i dont have a girlfriend and 2, none of my family is blonde nor do my friends. Its so f**king strange
Me: *Relaxing in a house that has at least one woman living there*; That random strand of girl hair that somehow got stuck inside my ear, appearing out of no where:
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