Unacceptable. Walk out on that b****

W

I was on my 5th day without masturbation and porn and I was somehow able to manage my urges but then I was left alone at home. I was literally so horny and there was this chair kept at home that had a hole in it and unfortunately that was a perfect fit😭😭😭. What should I do now, holyy shit what should I do now.

Does that mean I have lost my virginity to a chair???

How do I deal with my kid jerking off?

I (46m) have found out my kid (14m) has been choking the chicken and tossing the “love gravy” behind him on his bunk bed, causing it to absolutely reek. I can’t walk into the room without visibly gagging. I suspect my other son (16m) has found out and made a post here, so what’s my best way of teaching him how to dispose of his “love gravy”?

I read this as Quandale Dingle in my mind

Professionals have standards

Fr