"It was a joke-"

Welcome! Welcome to Site 17! You have chosen or have been chosen to become a D class in one of our finest urban facilities. I thought so much Site 17 that I elected to establish, my administration here, in the 05-1 council, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Site 17 my home. And so whether your here to stay or, inciting riots leading to fates unknown. Welcome, To Site 17. Its safer here.

Why did I read that to the tune of Welcome to the internet?

breen and bo burnham see, eye to eye.

Ah

What would happen if the Combine try to take over the earth, but the SCP Foundation also existed in that universe?

hello?