Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's: an indie horror game that you guys suggested en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it, and he said it was really really good. So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh... "12 am: the first night." If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five...? Why would I stay any more than two—hello. Ok... Hello? Hello? Oh—oh, I can't move. That's a creepy skull. There's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello. Hi! Hi! Eugh… Agh… Eugh… EUGH! Huhuhuh… Ugh… Ok, sounds g-uhh, ok. Mmhmm. Ok. HHHUGHUHUH! Hegh! Uh-huh… (Death?) Yeah! (What the…? What?) Hohohoho… Ok! OK! Hmhmh, noho they... huhuhuah! Whoooohough! THE BITE??? WHAT BITE??? WHY?? (My safety?) (What?) Oh—OH! Oough… Oh, I get it. Uh-huh? Uh-huh? YEAH! Aaugh—oh! Why? What happened? THAT'S NOT GOOD!!! GOOD NIGHT??? OHHHH NO! OH, THAT'S BAD! I understand what I need to do! I need to watch the cams so they don't come after m—ONE'S MISSING?? OH, HI! There you are... pretty bunny thing. Ok… ok… ok… I get it. I get it. I get it. Where'd you go? You still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my God. I thought it was weird that I couldn't move. But this is totally different… than any horror game I've ever played. So what you've gotta do, in case you're not getting it, is you've gotta watch… the cameras to make sure… they don't come by, and you've only got a little much power! Is he still there? Hi. You're still there. Wait a minute—what? Did you move??? Ok, you didn't move. You don't move, neither. You don't move nothin'. I see you movin'. I don't want to see anything. Hohohoho my God! This is terrifying! Why do I leave the doors open? Why isn't there enough power? Hi! Ok, you moved again. Hi. What're you doin' there? You might be gettin' a little close to me! Uh oh... oh! Oh no. OH NO! NO! NNO! NO NO NO! Noo, no no no—CLOSE IT! GHHHGH! CLGS IT—GHLS NNGHT! HEGH! HE LOOKIN' AT ME? Ok, you're over there... Right... It's ok! Why can't I even have enough power for lights?? Stay RIGHT THERE, you douchebag! You stay right the f there! God dammit! That is like—this is like the most terrifying game I've ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh God, he's gone. Hi. Ok. You're just gonna alternate between the two places, which is totally fine. Your other friend
