chicanery

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VirtualizerM
1 up, 2y
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1215. One before Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Vatican to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That archbishop! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be appointed like that? No! He orchestrated it! Johnny! He was excommunicated from the church! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own fealty! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 32, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the royal treasury! But not our Johnny! Couldn't be precious Johnny! Expropriating them blind! And he gets to be a king!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And your excellencies - you have to stop him!
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0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1215. One before Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Vatican to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That archbishop! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be appointed like that? No! He orchestrated it! Johnny! He was excommunicated from the church! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own fealty! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 32, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the royal treasury! But not our Johnny! Couldn't be precious Johnny! Expropriating them blind! And he gets to be a king!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And your excellencies - you have to stop him!
SpaceFanaticM
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Actually 1215 would have been exactly Magna Carta
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0 ups, 2y
I just copied this off of discord I didn't read all of it

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1215. One before Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Vatican to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That archbishop! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be appointed like that? No! He orchestrated it! Johnny! He was excommunicated from the church! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own fealty! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 32, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the royal treasury! But not our Johnny! Couldn't be precious Johnny! Expropriating them blind! And he gets to be a king!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And your excellencies - you have to stop him!