Introducing Vortex lasers

Vortex lasers are the step up from Phantasmal lasers, and oh boy, are they a step up. Vortex lasers Don't emit any radiation and they also use up less energy but they are much more powerful than Phantasmal energy. Vortex lasers can only be made in labs but nobody but the Inkverse knows how to make vortex lasers. The strongest vortex lasers can penetrate any known materal.

Vortex lasers can be made with guns, cannons, ballistas, Railguns, and rarely swords

Bro gotta make lightsabers outta that (I’m so sorry)

Man if only there was a massive lab in shaderiea

BRUH

What?

I knew you were going to try to give the shaderians vortex lasers

Nah they’ve got that experimental ascension beam that only worked on a fish
But they could sell them for a high price to others

What about the Crystals, and the Reality Ruby

Those Don't count as they are shot from crystals and not an actual energy source

Ah

this will be the perfect thing to kick-start the Xarranian story I’m bout to make

>:)

There's a reason why the Inkperials kept the Vortex lasers secret to everyone

sure hope they don’t accidentally discover how to make them while testing what happens when you microwave potato chips /j

Pov me when go to shit

F**k it.
Macrowave.

WHY THE HELL IS THIS FUNNY, CAN I STEAL THIS? I WANNA MAKE A MEME OUT OF IT

Ok that's cool but who the f*ck built one inside of a f*cking microwave

A mad Inkperial scientist

Dafuq