SCP-8764

Special containment procedures:

SCP-8764 is to be kept in a 10mx10mx10 containment unit, at Site-06 with a treadmill placed in it. Due to no current signs of hostility SCP-8764 is allowed to roam the Site for 8 hours maximum.

Description:

SCP-8764 is a sentient plastic back roughly 2 feet in height and 6 inches in length SCP-8764 is capable of motion and speech and is very social and loves to walk.

FINALLY

Everyone else was just making names for it

Adendum 8764/1:

SCP-8764 was discovered by the foundation after a video of it was recorded and posted on social media wandering the streets of [REDACTED], Jordan. SCP-8764 was tracked and secured by MTF-Epsilon 6, “The Village Idiots”. All videos that captured SCP-8764 have been confiscated and all persons who have sighted SCP-8764 have been administered amnestics.

(Might make another adendum, might involve either and XK or 096.)

Is it a joke SCP tho?

SCP-8496

The Wandering Walmart Bag

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-8496 cannot be contained, but it must be equipped with a tracking device at all times

Description:

SCP-8496 is a Walmart plastic shopping bag approximately 2 feet tall and 8 inches wide. 8496 is often seen walking around by itself. If approached by someone, 2 things can happen, depending on who approached it. If it considers the subject bad, it simply runs away. If it considers the subject good, it will stop walking and offer the subject any random good you can get from Walmart. The anomalous item, has been nicknamed SCP-8496-B. The item never goes bad, but it's not infinite. as soon as the last of it is used, it's packaging and what remains of it will be taken away by a faceless ghost with a standard Walmart uniform, dubbed SCP-8496-C.

Yes.

the living bag

His only reason for existence is to cross roads

SCP-9754

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-9754 should be always contained in a large room, preferably 17ftx17x17ft. However, it is allowed to roam the site as long as guards accompany it. In the event of a containment breach, it is unlikely that it could cause harm although it should be quickly re-contained.

Description:

SCP-9754 is a plastic bag approximately 2 feet tall and 7 inches in width. It has the ability to walk independently. The bag itself seems to be sentient although alternative theories say that another being is controlling the bag, which could theoretically control other things, the supposed entity being unofficially named SCP-9754-B. It only knows how to walk and does not respond to any commands or situations. Further research & testing is required to know more information about SCP-9754.

(i tried)

The addendum would be:

In 1886, during the Battle for Bloughstern, a nameless captain was left tied to a tree by enemy forces. It was their hope that he would die there, and serve as an example to his comrades. As he lay there shivering in the snow, he looked to the sky and saw that the stars had turned red, like stinging welts on the skin of God. Although he was far from his home or any of the friends he had made at the front, he felt he could see each of them, hung up in the night sky like decorative ornaments. It was then that he knew peace, and could be certain that he would never die. And he is there to this day, tied to the tree, with the stars and their strange faces as his only memory.