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Magistrate_Lone.
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Joey Chestnut has died at the age of negative 250 years old.
Retired_Mudkip
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THE ONE PICE IS REAL

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/health/hot-dog-could-shorten-life-trnd-wellness-scn/index.html
Retired_Mudkip
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But do you really think people are gonna listen? I sure as hell don't care. This is America we are talking about.
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would eat a hotdog but i cant eat glizzies
TheHugePig
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Dang I laughed
YourLocalBritishGuy
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I literally had hot dogs like a few hours ago. Oh well
Retired_Mudkip
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Ok I am going to do the math for your enjoyment. According to The Council, The average American eats 70 hot dogs per year.
Retired_Mudkip
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So if you times 70 by 36, which 36 means the amount of minutes lost everytime you eat a hotdog you get 2520.
Retired_Mudkip
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Then, if you plug in a Minutes to Hours calculator, it is estimated that you lose a 1.8 of a day in your life per year from hot dogs alone.
Retired_Mudkip
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So if look in total, the average life span of a US citizen is 77.28 years.
Retired_Mudkip
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So if we multiply 77 times 2520, we get 194,040.
Retired_Mudkip
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And finally, when you plug in 194040 minutes into days, you get a total of 134.75 days. So in total, you lose 1/3 of a year of your life from hot dogs.
YourLocalBritishGuy
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Retired_Mudkip
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I only did the math for your entertainment. Your Welcome.
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