A heartbreaking story is currently unfolding that’s sure to have devastating ramifications for years to come. Just moments ago, without any warning, the worst person you know just made a great point.
This is absolutely crushing news, and it’s unclear if recovery will ever be possible.
The tragedy occurred just a few moments ago when I was scrolling on imgflip as usual. Out of nowhere, the most loathsome person I’ve ever met in my whole life made a post with it being completely funny and acceptable. Every attempt to formulate a rebuttal to just the most insufferable asshole on the planet failed miserably because, for the first time ever, that piece of shit’s humor was entirely valid.
This is the kind of horrific event I always assume only happens to other people, but never to you.
It’s amazing how life can change in an instant. One moment, everything’s normal, and the next I’m unable to find a single flaw in the intricate and humorously sound meme of this f**king self-important, endlessly irritating prick. Up until now, everything that’s comes out of that guy’s account is pure dogshit, so now that they have strung together a funny and acceptable meme, I’ve been completely blindsided.
In some ways, that’s the worst part of it: I was so used to this unbearable cretin posting nothing but garbage that I had no way to mentally prepare yourself for the day they made an actually funny and good meme.
While this gut-wrenching calamity has passed, the shock and the sorrow it left in its wake may never truly fade. All I can do now is try to pick up the pieces, move on, and pray that this pompous moron never makes another great meme ever again.