ADAM: "And if we don't?"
GOD: "Then you may come into My Heavenly Kingdom. However, it is locked."
EVE: "Didn't you make keys to unlock Heaven's Gates?"
GOD: "No, but the Key will be begotten."
EVE: "Begotten?"
GOD: "You will see in time, but not today or in your lifetime."
ADAM: "We're gonna die?!?"
GOD: "Not today, but in time, yes. Sin has rewarded you with mortality, pain, and the knowledge between right and wrong. You, your children, and all of your offspring shall know the gravity of this knowledge, and the effects of evil within the souls of mankind. I will warn these generations several times of the evils that they should avoid, just as I have warned you. Do not tempt Me to make any unruly decisions."
DEVIL: "Hold up, yo. If you're so 'omnipotent,' why don't you just remove that sin from the humans? Also, why would YOU do anything 'unruly?' You're supposed to be the 'perfect' example here!"
GOD: "I just told you, fiend, that I gave you a choice, and I gave Adam and Eve a choice. You chose death, and they chose death. You completely separated yourself from me by trying to ascend to My Throne, while Adam and Eve disobeyed me. Once you separated yourself from me, the gap was too great to ever bridge, but Adam and Eve did not want to separate themselves from me completely. However, now they shall see the effects of evil in the world I made."
DEVIL: "Oh...are you saying...I have a bit of creative liberties??"
GOD: "No, destructive liberties. It will be a test to them, whether they will return to me through any circumstance, even when hope seems not to be."
DEVIL: "Yeah, yeah, whatever, now let me ha—"
GOD: "ENOUGH. You are going back to the furnace where you belong, and you shall crawl on your belly and eat the filth of the earth!"
DEVIL: "But you created it, so how is it filth?"
GOD: "Before it was clean, just as Adam and Eve were, but now it is a stain of sin...doesn't that sound familiar?"
ADAM AND EVE: "We understand, Your Highness."
DEVIL: "Oh, come on, man, don't side with—"
GOD: *seals devil in darkness* "And so it is done, but it continues. My Son has died and risen, but the stain of sin has yet to receive its final judgement. Prepare, ye. Prepare."