"came out of nowhere lighting fast and kicked chuck norris cowboy ass"

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe

But you forget it’s chuck norris mate

have you not watched the video

No I have not I didn’t even know there was a video

look up ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Will do

Chuck can take ‘em all out at once.

bro didnt watch the video

I know what the video is bruh

The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Cam outa nowhere landing fast
And they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battler the word ever saw
Civilians looking out in total awe

The battle raged on for centuries
Many lives claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw the better
Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater

since I seen the video, I already know that chuck norris get's his ass kicked