Useless story time: When I was little (4/5 yrs) I didn’t know my own strength (holy shit level btw) and I was playing with one with my 10 yr old brother and I made the poor guy bleed and a few blood vessels popped in his back- yeaaaa he still has the scars
BRUH, I was going to make a normal joke about this, but I searched “pool noodle” and this template came up called “grabbing the wrong pool noodle. WHAT!