the same exact thing happened to me once but it was with a pancake, I was about to plunge my fork into that delicious pancake and out of abosolutly nowhere a bird started making a horibe screaming noise and f**king came in like a f**kin Junkers Ju 85, I mean like real shit and swooped and f**kin picked up my pancake right off the plate and flew away. My fork hit the plate and I swear I f**king tried to kill the bird by throwing a shovel at it, but it got away, this is a true story.
