*starts talking gibberish and stutters* social anxiety moment

I legit forget everything I had to sa-

same

good job.

im 60% english

uhh como stas hello ummm you look f**ker nice?

yes

All of people trying to English

The person in front of me when I incinerate them with a Napalm flamethrower.

Indi-biningi

PAIN

I don't really have social anxiety, but I still relate to this

relatable

as someone who suffers from a stutter I cannot relate more then this

I CAN'T EVEN ORDER FOOD WITHOUT BEING LIKE: C̵͈̰͓̑̆̓̂͌̐̓̌̚ȃ̵̪̦̊̃̾͒́̒̎̈͘ň̴͍͚̰̠̲̩͉̘ ̴̫̝̗̟̃I̵̞͈̹̦͒ͅ ̴̜͖͕̰̱̠̦͓̕g̷̨͖̪̱̟͎̾͂́̓͗͝͝e̸̫̖̫̾̉͗͜ţ̷̢̩̹̭̬̯̞̜͚́͘ ̸̡͖͇̘͎̟̳̥̙͉̀̿̄̃a̸̛̛̫͈̺̫̤̤̰̣͗͗͒̚͜͜ ̶̨͎͓̬̀͐́͒͑͂̚ḅ̶̖͚͕̱̣͉͒̀u̵͖̣̙̿̈͛̊̅̚r̸̢̺͚̹̥̙̍̇͂̍ģ̴̛̠̟̯̤̉̎̉̾ͅȩ̷͉̼͓̼̘̯̟̟͗̓̿̆̾͐̚r̴̢̖̲͇͔̳̗̫̈́͒͑ ̶̟̜͉̘͑̒͜͠p̸̨̗̌̎ļ̸̱̠̠̖̙̲̫̥͆͗͆͆͊ē̵͈̤̤̮̭a̸̛͖̗̼̼̫̱͍̽̿͑͆͂͜s̵̛̝͊̒͊͊̈̕e̸̡̱͚͉̳͙̐̂̓̀̂̆͘̕

The other day I was asking my friend to hand me my bag but my stupid ass said "Can you bag me that hand"

Egnglish? Is langage what speak? Me no undnestad that langage.

Yep.

when i first say\w that i actually thought it was an ad but was confused what it was doing down here

did I get anyone to click on that

did anybody else genuinely try to click the x?
no? just me?
kk.

yes

no.

yall ever T̶̡͖̮̾̆͆͐̌̏̈̾̇͘͜͝͝ǫ̸̢͎̰̦̺͎̤͔͚̹̦͓͚̻̙̲̗̮̻̯̍͊̀̀̈̽͘ͅm̴̨̢̨̡̧̛̟̠̫̭̙̙̯̹̳̞͙͍̥͓̠̳̍̊̾̌͐̀́͌̃͆̈͒̋͂́͌̓̋̚͘͘̚̚͝͠͝ͅͅń̴̡̨̛̛̮̝̦͈̹̦̮͎̦͎̣̞͇̘̻͍͉̩̤͕̮̰̯̠̅̆̌͛̌̈́̐̄͋̇̑̄͊̽̎́̅̔͌̃́̏̅͆̈́͌̆̌̿̓̕̕͝͝͝͝͝͝ǫ̴̢̨̢̨̨̛̰̯̠͔̖̘̹̬̤͙͈̠̣̣̙̖͖͔͔͎͙͙̗̤̼̦͈̠͙̙͈͓͚́͆̊̏͆͆̏̓͌̆̈̎͜͝ơ̷̢̧̤̬̜̻̯̗̦̭̒̂̉̔͆͗̂͛̾̅̿̉͛̈́͛̒̏̑̍̾́̑̈́̂̊̑̂͆̓̀̏̍̈̂̈̐̀̿͘͘͝͝ͅk̷̨̧̛̺̞̭̞̥̪̺̮͎̟͚̺̞̹̥̹̞̽́̊͊͑̇̌̑̓̄̀͋̋̿͋̇̂͊͐̇̿̅̒̈́̚͘͘

Ḩ̶̛͚͓̖̍̅́̓̓̓̌̕͝Ȏ̶̢̘̠̯̜̩̌̑͊̉̌W̷͓͚͇͔̖͐̚ ̷̣̹̼͖̱̔̑͗D̸͍̭͖̔͐̀̈́̽̇͆̅ͅȌ̷̳̝̙̖̭͙̜̫̃ͅ ̶̖͐̄Y̷̡͚̙̺̣̤̼͎͔̬̿̿͐̃͌̅̓̀O̵̮̺̠͔̬̳̻͔͌̽̊̈̚̚̚̕͠U̵̫̬̙̪̜̭͗ ̴̩̣͓̫͐̂̿E̷̛̬̖̰̣͍͛͊̈́̋͗̿̾̕ͅV̴̭̋͂̂͝E̴̛̻͍̪̳̞̹͖̫̲͌̒͊͘N̵̫̟̮̙̖͐̓̈́̈́ ̷͖͔̻͎͈̲̔͌̑͝͝N̸̰̬̆͌̉͘͝Ȯ̷̡͈̝͍͈̩͉͙͔̽̆̎T̶͓̘̣̮̤͙͕̜̳͔̐̈͒̓͌̾ ̵̛͍̼̤͇̈́͛́͆D̸̝̀̎͝Í̸̡͖̮̩̟̔̍͆̈́̅́̕̕͝ͅĚ̴͔̭͂͐́̄

ブルーロブスター

that was hot

Essas eleição foi p****** demais viu

HE SAID JOE BIDEN
GET 'EM

Jair Bolsonaro supporters normally also support Trump due to their similar style of governing, not Biden.

Translation: "Those elections were too f**ked, see?"
By the way, he is talking about the 2022 Brazilian Election.

well shit

I clicked on it because I tho it was weird to see an ad on a comment

yes

*introvert intensifies*

Good thing I know Spanish

Ahhhh. Was exactly 1k up votes. I made it 1001. 😈

i feel this. im in yearbook and i interview ppl for the weekly newspaper. i walked into a teachers classroom and i was panicking bc i dont rlly know her. so I said these words.
"hi my name is """"" and im in yearbook and im here to yearbook you."

lol

me when my parents use psycological torture to make me speak about my feelings