Wide putin

Me: *rolling to not die*
That one kid: DM SHOULD HE ROLL WITH DISADVANTAGE BECAUSE HE DIED TO POISON 🤓

yeah

Yeah I make sure I have a plan for everything

I always have to pull a plan out of my a*** each session so we aren't sentenced to death

Same
I was actually the only reason my party survived an undead witch
Just bc I rolled enough to be able to say 3 words to the undead witch that we had just killed
We would've died

woah

Yeah, turned out all I had to say was: wanna be friends

wha

Yeah
The dm turned out to be correct
Like usual acc

hm

The dm kept going on about 'the power of friendship' and we all where so confused

umm ok

Yeah that's we where thinking

if it works, it works

Yeah it does

anyway

then it's good

Yeah
Bro.
I just remembered when my party got 1/80,000 odds for something that never mattered

tell me

So
There's always been this thing where I've rolled really well to steal from my party members, the first roll of the whole thing was a Nat 20 to rob my friend
This was the last time we ever robbed each other
My friend rolled a Nat 20 to rob me, I robbed his back with another nat 20, then my friend chose to rob us both, and again got a Nat 20.

I once rolled a nat 20 on convincing a shop keeper that I was blue and not red (dragonborn)

LMAO
Me and my friends killed an entire bar/hotel just because some dwarf got annoyed bc he lost a bet
That's how I got my dead dwarf battle-axe

hmmmmmmmmmm

It's my main weapon now-

oh

Yeah

woah

True story
Just not me dying
My character is too op for that

phew

Fr
The closest I got was when I was level 2 and the enemy got really good rolls and took like 26 hp off me in one hit

the closest I get to death is when it;s PvP

I've never acc done PvP but ik I'd crush my party

you would

Lol
My main plan is use one turn to attack and use another to heal, and then use bonus action to either hellish rebuke (if I was hit), or heal myself again with healing touch

good idea

Yeah
If hellish rebuke wasn't triggered then I'll use two turns to attack and then use a bonus action to heal