I did this to a kid once (not the who asked thing but something else). If your ready to read a long story buckle in. So a couple weeks ago I went to this place with my friend. Some kid walked up to me and said “you suck”. I’m just like ‘wth does this kid want’ but I just decided to say “what?”. He replied with “well you suck” and I said “why?”. He then replied with “your shirt sucks, you should play Fortnite” (fyi, I was wearing Minecraft merchandise), and I said “I like Minecraft, k?”. The kid then said “who asked?”. Instead of roasting this kid like fire, all I said was “can you say that again?”. He said “okay” and said “who asked?”. And all I said was “Oh. I don’t know who asked your mom out for a date, or who cares about you existing, all I know is the person who asked is just a 7 year old who has no idea how to make a comeback.”. Then I just left with my friend. I ended up telling him everything and he laughed.
Fyi, this kid was like, 10 or 11. So honestly I don’t know how he thought that was a good thing to say.