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I HAD NO IDEA, ONLY UNTIL HE BROUGHT UP THAT HE WANTED AN NIGHT OUT AT THE STRIP CLUB

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Walter White | image tagged in walter white | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
long to see you so that I may impart to you some spiritual gift to make you strong—that is, that you and I may be mutually encouraged by each other’s faith.” – Romans 1:11-12
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Are you not appreciating bible quotes and inspiration images of Walter white?
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[deleted] M
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Funni.
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And jaws can join with my oc to in a strip club job LOOOL
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And you could be in the mix to
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I had literally no idea Mr. Jaws was a professional male stripper in real life.

I mean, I knew he'd probably be many flamboyantly shady things given due to his nature, but I never suspected him to be something like this!

I honestly thought he might've been a mobster for all we know (or at least have connections to some kind of organized-crime syndicate like that)!

I don't know what to say honestly, this came from waaaaaaay out of left-field!
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He has many jobs really
Striping is just a habit to him, he said
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Really? What kind of jobs does he have? I'm actually mildly curious on what he does.

Hopefully none of them are criminal?
[deleted] M
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Oh boy..
He has a job at a beach (he's a lifeguard) as a side job
Stripper (as a hobbie)
Furry artist an suit maker (as a hobbie)
He has something to do with the darkweb but he doesn't talk about it. (Vexus told me, but even he won't tell me what he does)
Annnnd a ice cream cart owner (when he's not on lifeguard duty)
That's all I know ovo
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Huh, I did not know all that - he seems very multifaceted :3

I'm a little bit worried about the Dark Web thing (I didn't know he was into computer-hacking), but he seems like a cool dude (noted with caution).

Also, I'm trying to memechat him via Imgflip, is there anything I should know about Mr. Jaws when it comes to talking to him (like his personality, traits, attributes, things to avoid talking about, et-cetera)?
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You probably should talk to him about his family.. Hes gone through a lot these part 6 months
But first you should know about his childhood
He dad made him punch rocks as a kid until his hand were bloody because his dad wanted him to become extremely powerful
And when he was 7 his dad finally let him play in the sea since he had gained responsibility an trust
Jaws came back home shaking and throwing up
His dad was drunk at the time and thought jaws was being possessed by a demon (his dad was a strong believer in Satanism) and cut jaws stomach to get blood to try a demonic sealing
Thankfully his mom came home in time to rush him to the hospital where he was sewed back up to normal
Btw- his dad killed his mother (martha)
And his brother (daxon)
So you probably shouldn't talk to him about his family or his dad, mom, an brother
(Sorry if you feel uncomfortable now. I did to when he told me)
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I had literally no idea that Jaws went through all this trauma - I'm so dreadfully sorry that he had to go through all that, and at such a very young age! Is there anything that I can possibly do to help him feel better, or at least let him know that someone understands the absolutely ungodly horrors that he went through and that he has a friend he can come to if need be for support?

I feel extremely terrible that I thought Mr. Jaws was such a big, bad, and scary menace of a guy all this time, when in reality he went through an extremely rough childhood rife with such incomprehensible trauma. I had literally no idea, Sarah! I'm so sorry!

Please forgive me!
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No its fine! As long as you don't bring it up or bully him about he won't mind a thing
But moved on from it
He once said he was completely lost until he found me
"The love of his life" - his words
And it makes me feel good that I'm the reason he hasn't gone on a murdering rampage because of all his rage for his father
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God bless your soul for being such a wonderful, kind-hearted, and compassionate soul to him in his darkest hours - I hope you get nominated for sainthood for what wonderful things you did for him, assuming you're a Christian - otherwise a Nobel Peace Prize would work just fine!
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Aw
Thank for saying! Its very nice of you
[deleted] M
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So please don't blame yourself
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I'm sorry for overreacting - I feel the suffering of my friends and family sevenfold compared to my own suffering, and I get really distraught and emotional when suffering is brought up to the chat because I don't want anyone to suffer, internally or externally, having known the pains of internal suffering for far too long and bitterly myself (I'm not a nihilist for no reason, you know).
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Idk about personality.... Bossy?
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I can see that he is quite assertive - thanks for the heads-up, though.
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ME WHEN I FIGURED OUT JAWS IS A PROFESSIONAL MALE STRIPPER