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This is the skinniest one.

That would be a subspecies of Homo sapien not a species. Learn taxonomy.

Fool, that would be a subspecies of Homo sapien not a species. Learn taxonomy.

A subspecies is considered an alternate species, take neanderthals for example. They aren’t modern humans, but they are called homo sapiens neanderthalensis. We are homo sapiens sapiens and a pre therefore two different species

Nope, they are not "alternate species". Subspecies are a population of the species with unique genetic and morphological qualities. And no, neanderthals are not a subspecies of Homo Sapien but their own species: Homo Neanderthaliensis. The notion of them being a Homo sapien subspecies was debunked based on both their morphology and genetics, and the fact that they are more related to Denisovans than to Humans.

Homo sapiens grassphobicus is a variant species of homo sapiens (homo sapiens species include homo sapiens sapiens, homo sapiens neanderthalensis, and homo sapiens grassphobicus). Homo sapiens grassphobicus is clearly larger than the average alternate species of human, and being the largest allows their species members not to freeze to death in their homo sapiens sapiens (modern human) parents basement. We can observe that homo sapiens grassphobicus can transform into a modern human (homo sapiens sapiens) via touching grass, and lesser known taking a shower, though these are both extremely rare occasions. Homo sapiens grassphobicus has a slightly different lifestyle from that of a homo sapiens sapiens (us), as they are seen to be addicted to countless things that are usually morally bad (porn, genshit, reddit, lgbtq, league of legends, anime, and discord moderating). Homo sapiens grassphobicus can breed with homo sapiens sapiens, but the child always comes out as homo sapiens sapiens. This proves homo sapiens grassphobicus cannot be born, but is made over time. We do not know much about homo sapiens grassphobicus, as they are hardly actually seen in real life. They might always remain a mystery.

"Homo sapiens grassphobicus is a variant species of homo sapiens (homo sapiens species include homo sapiens sapiens, homo sapiens neanderthalensis, and homo sapiens grassphobicus)."

Species names contain to words whereas subspecies names contain three. What your describing is a subspecies. And neanderthals are not a homo sapiens subspecies nor are they homo sapien neanderthaliensis". They are a distinct species known as Homo Neanderthaliensis and are closely related to Denisovans.

"Homo sapiens grassphobicus is clearly larger than the average alternate species of human, and being the largest allows their species members not to freeze to death in their homo sapiens sapiens (modern human) parents basement."

There are no "species of human". We call them species of hominin or homo species and subspecies.

"We can observe that homo sapiens grassphobicus can transform into a modern human (homo sapiens sapiens) via touching grass,"

Three things: 1) Homo sapiens is likely a monotypic species. The only homo species to posses several subspecies is Homo Erectus. 2)Modern humans are Homo Sapiens, just Homo Sapiens. 3) Thats not how scientific names work. You either write them in latin or in greek. Grassphobicus is an english word with a bit of greek and latin. The real scientific name your looking for is timeogrammenicus (from latin: timeo=fear, gramen=grass).

"Homo sapiens grassphobicus can breed with homo sapiens sapiens, but the child always comes out as homo sapiens sapiens."

In hybridization the hybrid is the species of the mother. Example: a mule is primarily a horse since the mother is a mare. A hinnie in the other hand is primarily a donkey since the mother is a donkey.

"We do not know much about homo sapiens grassphobicus, as they are hardly actually seen in real life. They might always remain a mystery."

Have you seen discord moderators? Pokimane simps? Redditors? We have all seen them and studied their behaviours. I think we know more than enough.

are you saying that league of legend players aren't homophobic? wtf where do you get your information cuz thats false

Some members of homo sapiens grassphobicus dont play league of legends, and are gay

if they're Homo sapiens gassiphobicus they are fat and therefore unattractive and therefore it doesn't matter what their sexuality is they cant do shit

Ye

which means they aren't addicted to LGBTQ cuz they know they won't ever get anyone

They could be pedophiles

pedophiles aren't part of the LGBTQ community, because by 2025 half the states in the US are going to ban LGBTQ people but not pedophiles and the other half is going to ban pedophiles and not LGBTQ people.

"Homo sapiens grassphobicus is a variant species of homo sapiens (homo sapiens species include homo sapiens sapiens, homo sapiens neanderthalensis, and homo sapiens grassphobicus)."

Species names contain to words whereas subspecies names contain three. What your describing is a subspecies. And neanderthals are not a homo sapiens subspecies nor are they homo sapien neanderthaliensis". They are a distinct species known as Homo Neanderthaliensis and are closely related to Denisovans.

"Homo sapiens grassphobicus is clearly larger than the average alternate species of human, and being the largest allows their species members not to freeze to death in their homo sapiens sapiens (modern human) parents basement."

There are no "species of human". We call them species of hominin or homo species and subspecies.

"We can observe that homo sapiens grassphobicus can transform into a modern human (homo sapiens sapiens) via touching grass,"

Three things: 1) Homo sapiens is likely a monotypic species. The only homo species to posses several subspecies is Homo Erectus. 2)Modern humans are Homo Sapiens, just Homo Sapiens. 3) Thats not how scientific names work. You either write them in latin or in greek. Grassphobicus is an english word with a bit of greek and latin. The real scientific name your looking for is timeogrammenicus (from latin: timeo=fear, gramen=grass).

"Homo sapiens grassphobicus can breed with homo sapiens sapiens, but the child always comes out as homo sapiens sapiens."

In hybridization the hybrid is the species of the mother. Example: a mule is primarily a horse since the mother is a mare. A hinnie in the other hand is primarily a donkey since the mother is a donkey.

"We do not know much about homo sapiens grassphobicus, as they are hardly actually seen in real life. They might always remain a mystery."

Have you seen discord moderators? Pokimane simps? Redditors? We have all seen them and studied their behaviours. I think we know more than enough.