"Man i hate doing patrols"
"Come on man if we just sit around all day we're going to get fired"
"Fine"
"Wait?, is that a guy walking up to us with a cardboard box on his head?"
"What are you talking about it's just a box flowing with the wind"
"You're screwing with me right?"
"No?"
"And now he's gone, your an idiot Mark"
"It's not like this "supposed" guy is going to blow up our base"
(Explosion in the background)
"Yep we're fired"
THE END