i present to you, fnaf’s finest men

id rather stick my dick in a springlock suit

Dayshift at Freddy's PTSD*

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey there, old sport

Not even accurate, your singing for a child murderer.

Simping*

No, Michael isn't the Murder, you're thinking of William

Michael isn't phone guy. Michael is the protagonist, and he has no idea how to operate a spring lock suit, as William attempted to keep his children far away from Freddy's. William is the only one who knows how to operate one. As he shows how I'm fnaf three

In*

I know the lore
I never said Michael was phone guy

William is phone guy.. Tho

The that lore hurts my grain man
I haven't watched a game theory video about that in years
I'm no longer qualified to speak about its lore lol

Fnaf*
Brain*

Thank you <3

They are not even real so...

I'd rather snap my balls off with a springlock.
this is just like how people simp for Ted Bundy